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15.06.2025 02:04

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
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Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
No go.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
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share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
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Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
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No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts