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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

15.06.2025 02:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Do you think it is likely that Maegor was presented a young dragon at some point, almost to the point of full-bonding, only to scorn it for Balerion in the end? If so, which one could it have been?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

No go.

What is the correct way to say "my pleasure" in French in the context of having given a gift?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

Why am I so unproductive when it's a holiday the next day?

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

What is your review of X-Men '97 season 1?

Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

People's mental health often improves after weight-loss surgery. A study pinpoints the real reason why. - Live Science

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

What were some of the unforgettable incidents from your school life?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How did it feel when experiencing gay sex for the first?

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Is there an ideal number of sessions in individual psychotherapy? Is there any point in continuing after reaching it?

Next, they tried...

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

Fervo Energy lands $206M in financing to build massive geothermal power plant - TechCrunch

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts